Encarna Corder: the world’s most unusual porn star

Why? Because Spaniard Ms Encarna is a wheelchair user who has a musclecontrol disorder called ataxia.

How did she become a porn star?

Well, apparently she wrote a letter to Spain’s biggest porn producer to complain that disabled people never featured in his films. Why she decided to do this is still a mystery.

Amazingly, he agreed to hold a casting for aspiring disabled porn stars.

And as expected, nobody presented themselves, so Encarna volunteered to do it herself.

She made it, and has released her first film in June entitled, rather aptly “Breaking Barriers.”

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Strangest item ever removed from a person’s body

It’s a lightbulb. Whole, perfect and unbroken.

Removed from Fateh Mohammad’s anus, a prison inmate in a Pakistani jail.

And he says he can’t remember how it got there.

Doctors successfully took the bulb out, intact, after a 1.5 hour operation. “We had to take it out intact,” said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. “Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation.”

This could spawn a whole new angle on the well-loved lightbulb joke:

How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb in someone’s ass? [as of now, no satisfying answer found]

Fateh said after the operation: I am glad it’s taken out. It was definitely an enlightening experience.

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Strangest things ever sold on eBay

What can be even stranger than auctioning one’s virginity or one’s own head as advertising space? A lot of things apparently.

To qualify for the list, the item or items must have received at least 1 bid. This proves that no matter what you sell, someone, somewhere wants to buy it!

Check it out:

10. Item #191367029: The Internet - initial cost USD1 million; of course nobody fell for it.

9. Item #277481422: UFO Detector - apparently a Brazilian prototype. Sold for USD135.

8. Item #248619068: The Meaning of Life - sold for a measly USD3.26.

7. Item #1178647016: Russian Test Space Shuttle - yes it’s the actual thing. Bidding stopped at USD25K but it was never sold, perhaps due to the USD5K shipping cost.

6. Item #2961640885: Vampire Killing Kit - contains crossbow with 4 silver-tipped arrows, wooden stake, bottle of holy water etc. Sold for almost USD5K.

5. Item #289158639: Real Shrunken Head - 26 heads on offer, belonging to obscure Ecuadorean tribesmen. Sold for USD25. What? No murder/manslaughter charges?

4. Item #2931457201: Ghost In a Jar - but bidding spoiled by stupid people who stretched the final price to USD90 million. I mean, come on!

3. Item #150118191: USAF Hughes AIM-4D Falcon Missile - a real missile. Never sold cos the almost USD4K bidding did not even breach the reserve price.

2. Item #127658711: Serial Killer Roy Norris’ Fingernails - sold for a bargain USD10.

1. Item number unknown: “Stricken Life” Painting - apparently haunted self-portrait painting of a man who later killed his wife and himself.

Note: this list by Rob Lee was last updated 2 years ago (July 2004).

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The world’s wimpiest musicians of all time

The list is compiled by Blender magazine in its July edition. There are 25 in the list.

To cut a long story short, the champion is James “Mr Sensitivity” Taylor.

In truth, I have never heard of Mr Taylor. The most famous of among the top 5 is probably Boyz II Men, where Blender crucified with damning comments like these:

Never mind the quasi-thuggish “z” in their name — these Philly melismaniacs are about as gangsta as crying in your pillow. Four early-’90s R&B heartthrobs with an image more wholesome than fortified milk, they crooned their way to more than 25 million in sales and set the stage for all the boy bands who followed. Wussiest moment: The please-forgive-me-baby No. 1 smash “On Bended Knee,” which singlehandedly set men back at least 10 years.

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Oxana Malaya: The girl who was raised by dogs

We’ve heard of the guy who was raised by chickens. Now a girl who was raised by dogs in Ukraine, although her story is considerably older news.

In essence:

When she was three (in 1986), her irresponsible, heavy drinking parents left her outside one night and she crawled into a hovel where they kept dogs. No one came to look for her or even seemed to notice she was gone, so she stayed where there was warmth and food — raw meat and scraps — forgetting what it was to be human, losing what toddler’s language she had and learning to survive as a member of the pack. That resulted in her being feral, meaning she *behaves* like a dog: Fast forward 5 years (1991), she was found, now 8 yrs old. She could hardly speak and ran around on all fours barking and doing things only dogs do like:

  • shakes her head and neck in order to dry herself when wet
  • panting with her tongue hanging out
  • barks, and the sound she makes is not like a human being *pretending* to be a dog. It is a proper, chilling, canine-like burst of aggression.

Her latest pic, aged 23:

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PM Abdullah Ahmad Badawi very angry with Sabah CM Musa Aman on Sipadan barge incident

n today’s The Star report, I was surprised to see such strong words being used to describe the PM’s response to the Sipadan incident. Normally such words are not used in mainstream newspapers.

Could this be why Musa kept quiet on Nazri’s Sabahan PTI comments?

What is interesting is that the state minister for tourism, Tan Sri Chong Kah Kiat has stoutly defended the CM and dismissed the initial report on the incident in a foreign blog as "gross exaggeration."

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Thursday July 27, 2006

Lay off Sipadan

By ELIZABETH LOOI

KUALA LUMPUR: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi lashed out at Sabah Chief Minister Datuk Musa Aman for going ahead with the RM4.5mil clubhouse project at Pulau Sipadan despite his objection. 

“I was very angry with Musa. I told him not to build it. I said so many corals are dying and he promised that he would look into the project,” said Abdullah, who openly expressed his disappointment and frustration with Musa.  

He said the corals would attract tourists and divers from around the world but they would not visit the country if the corals were destroyed. 

Abdullah was referring to the construction of a clubhouse, toilets and sewage facilities that started on the island two months ago. It caused serious concern among divers when there was gradual destruction of the coral reefs. 

On May 14, a barge from the construction fell onto the seabed and flattened 372.94 sq m of coral reef at the island’s drop-off point in the north. 

Musa ordered construction of the project stopped but later allowed it to continue, provided environment-friendly building materials were used.  

Abdullah said he was upset with the general quality of environment in the country, and that Malaysians should learn to appreciate the environment as it was a gift from God. 

“God gave us such a beautiful gift. Why are we destroying it?” Abdullah said in his speech when attending the Malaysian Professional Centre annual dinner here last night. 

He said more tourists would visit Malaysia if the environment was kept clean. 

“Tourists want to enjoy places with beautiful beaches and clean water,” Abdullah said. 

“But now they are all destroyed. We do not know how to value (the environment). 

“Giant leatherback turtles used to lay eggs on the Terengganu shores but now they are not there any more.”  

He said he was very upset that the majority of the country’s rivers were polluted and waterfalls had dried up, such as the ones in Penang. 

“Penang used to have a waterfall but now you cannot find it any more. It is a dirty place,” he said. 

Citing the Gombak-Klang river as another example, Abdullah said Malaysia was fortunate to have a river that ran through the city as it was a beautiful sight. 

He said, however, the river was now too polluted. “If you throw a crocodile into the river, the crocodile will die.”  

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Wine is cheaper than water

We’ve heard of beer being cheaper than water. Of course beer *always* costs next to nothing in some countries, but wine? I thought that wine costs considerably more than beer…

Well, that’s how it is in Australia right now, at least.

Cost of a bottle now: <2 Australian dollars. That’s around RM5 for a one litre bottle. That’s like….. non-stop aramai ti?

Apparently a glut of grapes have resulted from huge harvests for 3 consecutive years.

Result: massive oversupply. Up to 1 billion litres of unsold wine.

Winemakers are complaining, but consumers are surely smiling, because it means quality wines are available at a fraction of the normal price, and that wine of the month clubs are proliferating like crazy.

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The world’s coolest car, literally

Ford Ice, naturally!

Displayed at the British Motor Show, London, July 2006.

Unfortunately, it’s only a sculpture. But before you say “bah! humbug!” consider this:

  • life size, weighing 6.5 tons, which is 5 times more than the actual weight
  • This is no chisel and hammer job, specialized carving equipment was brought in, including a “highly advanced, computer driven cutting machine”, to achieve a “finely detailed to reflect all the elegance and style of the original.”
  • 120 separate pieces of crafted ice was made, which was then reconstructed to make the final car.

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Datuk K and Siti Nurhaliza: more jokes

Updated 1st Aug:

Wedding of the year is not K-CT, it is Noor and Cik Wook Kundor. The only way for Datuk K to win that title is to marry Cik Wook…
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[originally posted 25th July]

Some original jokes, or a variation of exisiting ones

Datuk K is too old to be driving a brand new Honda City, he should stick to driving a TZ Prado.

Datuk K made a big mistake, he thought a Honda City is cheaper than a TZ Prado, in the end it cost him millions.

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Felix Cocco: The world’s oldest drug dealer

Felix Cocco, 80 dealt crack at his house in return for sex with prostitutes.

As attu said, at that age he probably should have been peddling viagra.

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