The worst instruction / manual I have ever seen

Once in a blue moon I’d buy one of those cheapskate magic equipments imported from China. Usually the manual (usually made up of just a piece of paper) is written in English and Chinese, and the standard of English acceptable.

However, yesterday I picked up another magic equipment made up of a die and a box with a cover:

Unfortunately, the English-language part of the manual is so horrendously written I can’t make it out at all. If it were Engrish, at least you’d get the drift. But this one I surrender. If anyone can help me decipher it, I thank you very much in advance:

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    7 Comments »

    Comment by sunsuron
    2008-06-20 12:48:07

    I bought a pirated dvd of The Warlords and as expected came with a horribly poor direct Chinese to English translation of its subtitle. But it’s actually funny.

     
    Comment by kaesen
    2008-06-20 13:19:51

    LOL
    don’t say engrish la even chinese pun me and my sister also blur-blur what they wanted to do..
    simple concept that we could catch is to reveal true colour of the die behind your back after the audience recognise the box colour.
    sorry, can’t help anymore than that..

     
    Comment by elfiejane
    2008-06-20 17:54:36

    LOL omg hahaha

     
    Comment by no1
    2008-06-20 21:26:50

    WHAT’S THE OBJECTIVE AAH??

     
    Comment by hyperX
    2008-06-25 15:44:59

    another “greatest” (yet stupid) invention for amateur magician again. My cousin brought the same function object as your before but it’s very quality one. However, he just spoiled within 2 hours of playing.

    Comment by pinolobu
    2008-06-25 22:28:17

    If you dont mind, perhaps you can then explain how to play this game?

     
     
    Comment by nimrodjo
    2008-06-27 18:19:06

    This is what people call sell to impress…impress them with your unorthodox English (if we can call it English)…can you understand me…I also don’t understand…

     
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