Update 29 November 2012

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30 August 2009

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Facebook
Funny Facebook Status Updates and More.
Most Funny, Wittiest and Cool Facebook Status!

ONE

In the 2008 Democratic primary election, Rob Andrews, a member of the U.S. House of Representatives unsuccessfully challenged the incumbent U.S. Senator Frank Lautenberg. During that campaign, Jay Lassiter, a member of his campaign staff sent a bawdy come-on Facebook message to supporters, resulting in him being reprimanded.

TWO

Apparently, in earlier versions of Facebook it is possible to set incestuous relationships.

THREE

If you’re a parent and your child is a friend on Facebook, be careful what quizzes you take.

FOUR

You don’t need to post incriminating photos of yourself on Facebook, sometimes words will be enough to get you fired.

FIVE

This lady “slipped off” his man during intimate moments, resulting in 13 stitches to her womanhood, and now the whole world knows about it.

SIX

Tracy’s message to Michael is definitely meant for him, and for him alone.

But there’s a twist to the story.

SEVEN

A certain Adam Devine demonstrates how to quickly clean out one’s friends list.

If you have any more good ones, I’d love to know about them. Thanks in advance!