Most difficult piano composition to play

During my trawlings to find the world’s most technically challenging to play on the piano, the following have been mentioned:

Maurice Ravel – Gaspard de la nuit: Trois poèmes pour piano d’après Aloysius Bertrand. It has 3 movements, Scarbo being famous for its incredible difficulty. It is widely considered one of the most difficult solo piano pieces ever written. Here is Vladimir Ashkenazy, the Russian conductor and virtuoso pianist playing Scarbo:

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Sergei Prokofiev – Piano Concerto No. 2 in G minor, Op 16, which “remains one of the most technically formidable piano concertos today.” The following video shows Yundi Li playing it with the Hong Kong Philharmonic Orchestra:

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Sergei Rachmaninoff – Piano Concerto No. 3 in D minor, Op. 30. It is famous for its “technical and musical demands on the performer” and is considered to be “one of the most difficult concertos in the standard piano repertoire.” The following video shows Russian classical pianist Olga Kern playing the last 10 minutes of it at the 11th Van Cliburn International Piano Competition:

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Others include:
- Ligeti
- Rachmaninov – 1st sonata
- Boulez – 2nd sonata
- Barraque – sonata
- Bartok – 2nd concerto
- Feux Follet – 2nd version of the transcendental etudes
- Vladimir Horowitz – Carmen Variations
Kaikhosru Shapurji Sorabji – Opus Clavicembalisticum
- Villa-Lobos – Rude Poem (Savage Poem)
- Liszt – B minor Sonata
- Liszt – Pagannini etudes
- Brahms – concertos
- Busoni – concerto
- Rachmaninoff – Rhapsody on a theme of Paganini
- Alkan – Concerto for Solo Piano
- Busoni – Opus 39 Concerto
- Galina Ustvolskaya – 6th sonata
- Shostakovich – 24 Preludes and Fugues
- compositions by Charles Ives
- Godowsky – Sonata in E minor
- Scriabin – Sonata No7
- Sorabji – opus clavicembalisticum
- La Campanella
- Peter Maxwell Davies – piano concerto
- Mily Balakirev – Islamey: An Oriental Fantasy

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Best young pianist: aged 6 years or younger

Emily Bear of the USA was born 30th August 2001. She’s a true prodigy: when she was a year old she could already sing lullabies in perfect pitch. At 3, she was already composing her own music. At 6 she played at the White House for President George W Bush.

People are already calling her the next Mozart. She could very well be the world’s best young pianist right now.

Here she is performing Solfeggietto by CPE Bach, a piece which most of us would find very difficult to perform to perfection:

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Wow, it’s seems she was already playing pianos while still in baby strollers!

Newsreport:

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Rarest apple: half red, half green

Ken Morrish, 72, of the village of Colaton Raleigh, Devon, England grew the world’s most unique apple: a Golden Delicious split perfectly down the middle – one half was green and the other red, “as if he had painted it.”

Probably caused by “a random genetic mutation at odds of more than a million to one,” although some hypochondriacs, for reasons best known only to themselves, might well say this has something to do with mesothelioma.

In his almost 50 years of experience with apples, this was the first time it’s happened.

Of course it’s become the most popular apple in the village at least.

He said:

It’s truly amazing. It looks as if a green apple and a red apple has been cut in half and stuck together. I couldn’t believe my eyes. The red and green split through the stem is totally perfect – as if I’ve painted it.

Source
The Telegraph (UK), 25th Sept 2009

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Kim Christensen: worst football goalkeeper cheat?

Kim Christensen (b 1979) is a Danish goalkeeper and currently plays for the Swedish club IFK Göteborg.

On 23 September 2009, before a Swedish first division league match against Örebro he was caught on video kicking on the goal posts inwards, making the the goal smaller.

He even had the cheek of saying that “he had done so before on many occasions” and that “maybe that’s why he was able to keep goals out.”

20 minutes later, referee Stefan Johannesson got wind of the situation:

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As a result, Christensen’s career could be in trouble.

P.S. the match ended 0-0 and his club stayed at the top of the table with the season about to end.

Source
The BBC, 24 Sep 2009

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Worst ever cover of a Beatles song

Requirement: must be done in a “proper” stage performance, preferably in a live setting, and obviously recorded for evidence and posterity.

Someone uploaded a video of what seems like a Russian navy choir performing “Let It Be” in late 2008.

The lead singer: a middle-aged man “who looks like Newt Gingrich” and who seems to be in dire need to pop a few weight loss pills dressed in a sailor’s uniform.

The passionately-delivered, heavily accented version won praises from the Russian cybercommunity.

Some have even compared the singer, whose name is yet unknown, to Susan Boyle of Britain’s Got Talent fame.

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First soccer player to miss 3 penalties in a single international match

Now I am not sure if this has ever happened in other similar team sports to soccer/football, but in all likelihood, I don’t think so.

First, the requirements:

- must be by a professional player
- must be in a competitive (i.e. non friendly) international match

Martín “El Loco” Palermo (b 1973) is a professional footballer currently playing for Boca Juniors (Argentina) and the Argentine national team.

During the Copa America in 1999, in a match against Colombia, he managed to do something no other professional footballer has ever done: missing not one but three penalties in a single competitive, international match:

- 1st: rebounded off crossbar
- 2nd: went over
- 3rd: saved

Video:

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Someone commented that he should never have been allowed to take that 3rd penalty!

One would’ve thought his international career would’ve stopped there and then but surprisingly current Argentine coach Diego Maradona has recalled him to the national team.

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Most difficult karaoke standard to sing

The most difficult karaoke-standard song i.e. definitely can find in any karaoke bar is, IMHO, Nazareth’s Love Hurts… at maximum key. Yep, it is more difficult than working out which home insurance quote to go for.

One of our favourite music games is trying to sing this at the highest key possible on the karaoke machine, with usually hilarious results, typically at the point the words say “but they’re not foolin’ me”:

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I dare anybody to do that, record yourself, then upload the result to youtube.

As for a Malay song, I think it’s Awie’s Di Penjara Janji. The chorus hits very high notes. Starting 2:06, try to sing along without going for falsetto :-)

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The first death caused by Facebook status change?

I think this is even earlier than Sarah Richardson’s case in May 2008.

Mother-of-four Hayley Jones, 26 was killed due to what she did on Facebook on 2nd March 2007.

On that fateful day, she changed her Facebook relationship status from “married” to “single.”

She was spending increasingly more time online and prevented her partner of more than 10 years, Brian Lewis, 31 from using the PC, causing him to “fear their relationship was on the rocks,” but Lewis told police “the only tension between him and Hayley was the use of the home computer.”

10 days later, at 4am, Lewis strangled, then stabbed her to death with a kitchen knife through 3 layers of clothing and 2 sleeping bags at their home because “he could not stand to lose her to another man.”

At that time, she had been sleeping on the settee.

At this point, insurance companies might then conclude that females who changed their relationship status to “single” would make a bad health insurance lead!

She is survived by her children aged 3 to 10.

He was later sentenced to life in jail.

Source
The BBC, 1 Sep 2009

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First burglar to be caught by Facebook

Jonathan G Parker, 19 of Fort Loudoun, Pennsylvania, USA could be the dumbest Facebook user ever.

He was such a Facebook addict that after breaking into a house on 28th August 2009 and stealing 2 diamond rings, he could not resist using his victim’s computer to log in to Facebook, then forgot to log off!

A friend knew where Parker was staying, which was nearby, so the hapless robber was quickly arrested, before he even had time to enjoy one of those Myrtle beach golf packages.

Interesting comments from cyberspace on the incident:

Status: Jonathan Parker is breaking into someone’s house right now.

Jonathan G. Parker Is Sitting In Jail Reminding Himself To Log Out Of Facebook At The End Of His Next Robbery.

Source
Martinsburg Journal, 16 Sep 2009

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The first Islamic search engine

Imhalal was developed by a company in the Netherlands, with the aim of returning only search results that are not haram (forbidden).

It works by making use of a two-layer filtering system with the end result being: only “clean” search results are displayed or none at all.

It has a 3-level rating system for words entered. The words “beer” and “pork” are at level 1, “drugs” and non-offensive sex-related terms are at level 2 while any vulgarities will be instantly slapped with level 3.

It is not clear whether reading up on slimming products like an apidexin review would also be considered “unislamic.”

Playing with it a bit, I have made some interesting observations:

- “marijuana” and “cannabis” are unrated – so not haram?
- “cocaine” is at level 1, and “heroin” at level 2 – that means heroin is a worse drug than cocaine?
- “britney” or “britney spears” is at level 1, but “Madonna” (with results showing the popular singer) unrated – that means Madonna is not haram while Britney Spears is?
- “gay” is at level 2, but “Elton John” and “George Michael” are unrated
- other celebrities I’ve tried: Pamela Anderson at level 1, Mariah Carey unrated, Beyonce Knowles unrated

I haven’t tried any other words other than English though.

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Mary Plaisted, 98: the most difficult senior citizen

You can call her the granny from hell. Mary Plaisted, 98 is probably the world’s most difficult-to-handle senior citizen.

She had lived in a ground-floor flat in Southampton, UK for 28 years but is going to be thrown out because of her anti-social behaviour:

- she harrassed her neighbours by banging on their windows and doors all night long
- she verbally and physically assaulted caregivers and the local council staff
- she used her panic alarm 563 times in a month (that would be about 20 times a DAY)
- she called police 264 times in the past 2 years (that would be about once call every 3 days), resulting in her phone line being cut off

Even her son Nigel Plaisted, 65, was reported to have supported the council’s action and called her mother “belligerent.”

Who knows what’s in her head all this time, it’s not as if she’s in desperate need of acne treatment products like a tantrum-throwing teenager.

Mind you, she’s still mentally sound.

Even her fellow senior citizens described her as an “absolute nightmare.”

But as expected, she denied everything.

Source
The BBC, 16 Sep 2009
The Sun (UK), 22 May 2009

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The only PhD holder who thinks that info off the net = public domain?

In 2003, Universiti Putra Malaysia (UPM) lecturers Professor Turiman Suandi and (now Dr.) Zoharah Omar produced a 64-page book entitled “Writing an Effective Resume”, ISBN number 9832871107 and call number 808.06665 ZOH.

It sells for RM16.50 and can be found in various libraries around the country, not just at UPM.

However, someone later someone found and reported that “a substantial part” of the book was actually copied, almost word-for-word off the websites of a few US universities.

The worst part is they actually profited from the sales.

If this was the work of students, nobody would raise an eyebrow. But professors and PhD holders?

As listed in UPM’s website:
- Professor Dr Turiman Suandi is the Deputy Dean (Student Affairs & QA) of School of Graduate Studies, with a PhD in Extension Education and Youth Development from Ohio State University in 1991. He works in the Department of Professional Development and Continuing Education.

- Dr Zoharah Omar is a senior lecturer and holds a PhD in Psychology specializing in Industrial and Organizational Psychology from UKM. She works in the Department of Professional Development and Continuing Education.

Being the principal writer of the book, let’s look more into her background as displayed in UPM’s website:

Before her appointment as a Lecturer… … in 2003, she worked as the Legal and Human Resource Manager in a multinational manufacturing company for 7 years. She was responsible for the strategic human resource planning and development as well as handling industrial relations matters. She was also actively involved in assisting the Ministry of Human Resource to promote in-house sexual harassment policy to industries. She was also the Industrial Court Panel representing employers. Prior to that, she worked as a lawyer in an advocate and solicitors firm in Kuala Lumpur and has also worked as the Market Supervision Division Executive at the Securities Commission. She was the investigating and prosecuting officer handling securities industry cases and was involved in the development of policy and procedure for licensing under the Securities Industry Act 1983.

Since her appointment as a Lecturer, she has been involved in several researches and paper presentation activities at both national as well as international level. Besides that, she is actively involved in community services such as delivering public speech to graduates on resume writing, job interview and preparation for employment. She is also involved in consultancy work, and she is currently a consultant and a resource person to a multinational company.

Dr Zoharah, who had recently received her PhD, was quoted to have justified her action by saying that “since the source was from the Internet, she thought the information was in the public domain and as such did not cite the article.

Both authors then apologised for their ignorance.

Ignorance? If that came from a lesser mortal I would’ve not blinked an eye, but this is a university lecturer and PhD holder to boot. What kind of excuse is that???

As Sharon Bakar commented:

No academic can ever make the excuse of ignorance or carelessness, since their whole training is in how to access, use and build on the intellectual property of others.

Professor Turiman also got into trouble because he was the co-author and that “the manuscript looked all right to him, not realising that it was taken from another work.”

They were then given a “stern warning” by UPM to be included in their personal file. That might not be as bad as a suspension, but that means their pace in climbing up the ladder would be curtailed or slowed down.

They are also expected to return any royalty received.

Source
The Star, 15 Sept 2009

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Worst football goal celebrations

So bad that it earned a booking, fine or ban for the culprit. If one thought that highly-paid professional footballers, with their walk in baths are the perfect gentlemen, one is sorely mistaken.

During an English Premier League (EPL) match between Manchester City and Arsenal on 12th September 2009, after scoring City’s third goal, the Togo international ran the entire length of the pitch to celebrate right in front of Gunners fans, provoking projectiles-throwing and an attempted pitch invasion. It earned him a booking, shirt-burning and Arsenal legend Thierry Henry criticised him for “a lack of class.”

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When Robbie Fowler scored from a penalty in a match against Everton in 1999, he sniffed the line, simulating drug-snorting. It not only landed him a 4 match ban, but also fine of GBP32,000 imposed by his own club!

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Best football commentator goal reaction

During the 1998 World Cup held in France, the Netherlands (Holland) faced Argentina in the quarterfinals on 4th July.

Both giants in world football, it was evenly matched and the football of the highest quality.

The score was 1-1, and during last minute of normal time, a perfectly weighted long pass fell into the Argentine penalty box and one of the world’s top strikers in Dennis Bergkamp was there.

He controlled the ball expertly, sidestepped a defender, and scored a beautiful goal.

The Dutch commentator then completely lost his cool and unleased enough energy adoring Mr Bergkamp that was enough to turn a thousand ceiling fans :-)

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Nutmegging – the ultimate embarrassment in football/soccer

A nutmeg (also known as tunnel or panna) is a technique used in football (soccer) where a player plays the ball through an opponent’s legs.

It is commonly seen as showing the opponent is lacking in footballing skill and hence providing an ultimate humiliation on the field.

But being nutmegged can happen to anybody, even to the very best of them.

Examples:

Cristiano Ronaldo nutmegged by Scott Hiley:

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Zinedine Zidane nutmegged by Zebina:

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Luis Figo nutmegged by John O’Shea:

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Top Facebook users

UPDATE 31 Dec 2009

The USA has 101 million users, beating 2nd placed UK far behind: a mere 22 million.

Four South East Asian nations are in the top 30: Indonesia (also 4th worldwide with 14 million users), the Philippines, Malaysia (almost 4 million) and Thailand.

The 2 most populous Asian nations, China is listed as having only 63,320 active user while India has 5 million.

This time last year, the only 2 Asian nations in the top 30 are Hong Kong and India, and the top nation, the US, had 27.8 million users.

Among the top 30 nations, the Philippines posted the highest growth in the last 6 mths at more than 200%.

Source
Nick Burcher

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Founded in 2004, Facebook is now the world’s most popular social networking site, beating Myspace into 2nd place

Other interesting trivia:
- has 250 million active users as of mid 2009; compare that to 82 million in mid 2008
- 3.5% of the world’s total population is on Facebook
- there are 98 countries in the world with at least one Facebook user
- in July 2008, 11 countries had more than a million Facebook users, now that number has increased to 33

BIGGEST GROWTH RATE

From mid 2008 to mid 2009: 3000% in Indonesia.

COUNTRIES WITH MOST USERS

It should come as no surprise that the US has the most users: about 70 million.

ASIAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST USERS

Among Asian countries, Indonesia has the most user: >6 million, ranked 7th in the world; followed by the Philippines at no. 17 (>2 million), Hong Kong at no. 20 (>2 million), Malaysia at no. 21 (almost 2 million) and Singapore at no. 29 (>1.3 million).

DEEPEST PENETRATION

Iceland’s population is 320K and has >150K users, hence a penetration of 46%: that’s astounding, almost half the population is on Facebook!

ASIAN COUNTRIES WITH DEEPEST PENETRATION

Hong Kong’s population is 7 million and has 1.7 million users, hence a penetration of 25% (ranked 7th in the world): one in four Hong Kong people are on Facebook. It is closely followed by Singapore with 22% (ranked 10th in the world).

SHALLOWEST PENETRATION

China, with a population of 1.3 billion has apparently only 394K users, hence a penetration of only 0.03%.

MOST NUMBER OF FRIENDS/FANS/SUPPORTERS

Apparently the number of friends in Facebook is limited to 5,000, so I will concentrate on number of fans/supporters instead which is unlimited. At the moment Barack Obama has 6.7 million supporters and Michael Jackson has 10.2 million fans, leaving Vin Diesel (at 6.2 million fans) and Megan Fox (at 4.8 million) in his wake. The group “Facebook” has 5 million fans. The most popular game on Facebook, Mafia Wars has 4.1 million fans.

Source
Nick Burcher

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Top twitter users

UPDATE 20 January 2010

QUICKEST TO ACCUMULATE FOLLOWERS

(i) Bill Gates joined Twitter on 19th January 2010; in less than 8 hours he’s had more than 100,000 followers.
(ii) Oprah Winfrey joined Twitter in April 2009; she quickly gained 100,000 followers.

MOST FOLLOWERS (WORLD)

As of now the following has more than 4 million followers:

Ashton Kuchter, Ellen DeGeneres and Britney Spears.

Another 2 has more than 3 million followers:

Barack Obama
Oprah Winfrey

213 users has 1 million or more followers.

MOST FOLLOWERS (MALAYSIA)

Aaron Lee is the undisputed champion, with more than 100,000 followers, leaving 2nd placed Kenneth Yu, with 50K+ followers, far behind. 14 Malaysia-based Twitter users have more than 10,000 followers.

MOST PROLIFIC (MALAYSIA)

Mellysssa Karina joined Twitter in April 2009 and already has racked up more than 40,000 updates.

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Twitter is the world’s:
- most popular microblogging site
- 3rd most popular social networking site
- one of the 50 most popular websites worldwide
- fastest growing site as of March 2009: 1,382% compared to Facebook’s mere 228%
- most prominent Ruby On Rails-developed web application

Other stats:
- It has 6 million unique monthly visitors (that’s about 200,000 per day).
- 5% of users accounted for 75% of all activity

MOST FOLLOWERS

As of now there are 3 twitter (tweeter?) users with more than 3 million followers: Ashton Kuchter, Ellen DeGeneres and Britney Spears.

Then there are 7 twitter users with between 2 and 3 million followers: CNN, Kim Kardashian, Ryan Seacrest, Shaquille O’Neal, John Mayer, Oprah Winfrey and Barack Obama.

MOST TWEETS

Note: I read that only the last 3,200 tweets are searchable.

Probably the top tweeter is Foxnews with more than 126,000 tweets. In contrast, Ashton Kuchter has 3,000+ tweets.

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The worst women who ever lived

Erzebet Bathory (17th century aristocrat), is the worst female serial killer who ever lived, and second in the all-time list, still led by Thug Behram, who killed 931. The Monster of the Andes only killed 350 people, but this pretty lady killed 600 people, by burning or mutilation of faces and genitalia, and biting the flesh off the faces, arms and other bodily parts. Nice, she might’ve thrown in a colon cleanse or two while she was at it.

Possibly the only other woman who deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Ms Bathory is former prostitute Credonia “The Programmer” Mwerinde of Uganda, leader of the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God, a pseudo-Catholic entity. This Priestess of Death, who claimed to have met the Virgin Mary, burned alive 600+ people at the same time, with the fire “so intense their skulls exploded.” The movement’s mass murder/suicide seems to have surpassed Jonestown as the most horrific cult tragedy in recorded history.

It is interesting to note that she was not even the founder of the cult, Joseph Kibwetere was: a prominent Roman Catholic and active politician, he was so persuasive that even Catholic priest Dominica Kataribaabo fell under his spell and joined in and became a leader below Kibwetere.

That means, Mwerinde was even more charismatic than even Kibwetere, and ultimately eclipsed the cult’s founder in both real importance and power, and reduced Kibwetere to mere figurehead.

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Ugliest cars of all time

Now these are what I think the ugliest cars that have ever roamed the surface of the earth.

Citroen Ami 6 (1961-1978)

Aurora safety car (original design 1950s)

Plymouth Superbird 1A (1970)

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Ugliest cars of the last 20 years

I will concentrate on relatively recent cars i.e. those produced not more than 20 years ago.

Top 4:

The ugliest car that ever roamed the streets of the world in the last 20 years could very well be the Fiat Multipla. It used to be widely used as taxis in Italy. The foglights are on the hump below the windshield.

Then there’s the Pontiac Aztec, a boxy monster that someone said looked like a Grand Am that some bully car punched in the nose and gave a wedgie to.

The Nissan cube could be the “squarest car on the planet”.

Chrysler PT Cruiser

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The world’s only GM who doesn’t know “cash flow projection”

The Port Klang Free Zone (PKFZ) is a 1,000-acre regional industrial park providing integrated commercial and industrial zone, located along the Straits of Malacca, Port Klang, Malaysia.

The Port Klang Authority (PKA) oversaw the project.

The original cost of setting PKFZ up was less than RM2 billion but that amount ballooned to more than double when the project was completed 4 years later.

On 2nd September 2009, the Public Accounts Committee (PAC) grilled former PKA general manager Datin Paduka OC Phang for more than 4 hours at the Parliament House.

Phang upon arrival

Conclusion: PAC chairman Datuk Seri Azmi Khalid said the financial management of Phang and her team were “weak and poor”, but the most amazing thing he said was:

She doesn’t even know what we mean by cash flow projection.

The general manager of a multibillion ringgit venture who does not know something that even small business operators regard as basic? Is such a thing possible?

Source
The Star, 3rd September 2009

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Kolya Vasin: Russia’s ultimate Beatles fan

While the Beatles were at the height of their success in the West, back in the USSR they were a forbidden influence. But that did not stop them from being heard.

Presiding over his “John Lennon Temple of Peace and Love” in St Petersburg, Kolya Vasin is Russia’s ultimate Beatles fan.

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The best Malay pop song of the 1980s

IMHO, it’s the incomparable “Masihkah Ada Esok” by Freedom (1987), a duet between Shuaib Shaari and the late Seha (Norsehah Abu Bakar) who died in 2006.

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The 2nd best is this.

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Rochus Misch: the last survivor of Hitler’s bunker

Rochus Misch, now 92, Adolf Hitler’s ex bodyguard is the last living person to have been in the Berlin bunker where the Fuhrer spent his last days.

In other words, he’s the only person left in the world to have actually seen Hitler’s last moments before he committed suicide on 30th April 1945.

Misch at the age of 20+

Misch at the age of 90

His description of his first meeting with Hitler is vivid and chilling:

My first meeting with Hitler was rather strange. I’d been in the job 12 days when Hitler’s chief adjutant, a man called Bruckner, started asking me questions about my grandmother, about my childhood. Then he got up and walked towards the door. Being an obedient soldier, I flung myself forward to open it, and there was Hitler standing right behind the door. I felt cold. Then I felt hot. I felt every emotion standing there opposite Hitler.

He describes what it was like working among Hitler’s inner circle:

In the Fuehrer’s entourage, strictly speaking, we were bodyguards. When Hitler was travelling, between four and six of us would accompany him in a second car. But when we were at Hitler’s apartment in the Chancellery we also had other duties. Two of us would always work as telephone operators. With a boss like Hitler, there were always plenty of phone calls.

When Hitler retreated to the Fuehrerbunker, Misch followed him there and worked as the telephone operator in a small room with one telephone and teletype machine with outside lines.

Of course the next question would be: was the movie Der Untergang (2004) an accurate representation of the goings-on there? He answered emphatically:

This movie is an operatic drama. Everything is exaggerated! The bunker wasn’t like that at all. There weren’t all those people, all those generals and, of course, we weren’t drinking Champagne in those miniscule concrete cells!

He claims that he saw Hitler a few hours before the dictator died:

It was toward 11 am. He passes in front of me, stops, gives me a glance before turning around and disappearing. I went back to work. Down the hall, five or six meters away, I heard Hitler speaking to a group of men, including Goebbels: “And so that what happened to Mussolini, who was hung and stoned (on April 28), doesn’t happen to me, see to it that I am burned after my death.

He describes what happened when Hitler shot himself:

Suddenly I heard somebody shouting: ‘Linge, Linge, I think it’s happened.’ (Heinz Linge was the Führer’s personal assistant). They’d heard a gunshot, but I hadn’t. At that moment Martin Bormann, Hitler’s private secretary, ordered everyone to be silent. Linge passed in front of me before stopping in front of Hitler’s door. There was a deathly silence. We waited a half hour before anyone opened the door.

I was speaking on the telephone and I made sure I talked louder on purpose because I wanted to hear something. I didn’t want it to feel like we were in a death bunker.

Then Martin Bormann ordered Hitler’s door to be opened. I saw Hitler slumped with his head on the table. Eva Braun was lying on the sofa, with her head towards him. Her knees were drawn tightly up to her chest. She was wearing a dark blue dress with white frills. I will never forget it.

I watched as they wrapped Hitler up in gray blankets. His legs were sticking out as they carried him past me. Someone shouted to me: ‘Hurry upstairs, they’re burning the boss!’ I decided not to go because I had noticed that Mueller from the Gestapo was there – and he was never usually around. I said to my comrade Hentschel, the mechanic: ‘Maybe we will be killed for being the last witnesses.

Then he describes what happened the next day: the six children of Joseph Goebbels – whom Hitler had appointed Germany’s new leader were drugged and murdered by their own mother:

Straight after Hitler’s death, Mrs Goebbels came down to the bunker with her children. She started preparing to kill them. She couldn’t have done that above ground – there were other people there who would have stopped her. That’s why she came downstairs – because no-one else was allowed in the bunker. She came down on purpose to kill them.

The kids were right next to me and behind me. We all knew what was going to happen. It was clear. I saw Hitler’s doctor, Dr Stumpfegger give the children something to drink. Some kind of sugary drink. Then Stumpfegger went and helped to kill them. All of us knew what was going on. An hour or two later, Mrs Goebbels came out crying. She sat down at a table and began playing patience.

What happened next: Misch managed to leave the bunker a few hours before it the Soviets arrived. However he was quickly captured and spent 9 years in Soviet labour camps.

Two months after the end of the war, Winston Churchill visited it, posing for photos outside, even sitting on a chair recovered from the shelter.

Source
The BBC, 3rd Sept 2009
Le Monde, January 2005

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Craziest Facebook quizzes ever?

Most facebook quizzes are harmless, if time-wasting fun, but I think quizzes like these might just have crossed the line.

It might be done in jest, all fun and games, but these could very well cause you to stop taking any Facebook quiz forever!

ONE

TWO

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