Unfortunately, apparently it’s only a sketch on SNL.

Still, even if it was a real question, “greatest ever” here could not possibly mean “most difficult”. For example, the following question can be asked: what is the longest name of a model of a cooking utensil? The answer of course is “all clad copper core set of cookware,” but then how many people would know that, at least worldwide?

Location unknown – anybody know where this is?

Not that it’s advisable to drink too much, not just due to well-publicised health hazards of over-drinking, but I’ve heard whispered conversations among heavy drinkers that alcohol makes you visit the loo so much that in time you might need to rely on incontinence products just to stay 5 minutes at the bar.

Berbay Corporation was established in 1995 and specialises in marketing and public relations, working with legal, financial, real estate, professional service and B2B firms.

In their team list, apart from the 6-member “Account Team” they also have 3 CEOs. Wait, you ask, why do they have THREE CEOs? It only makes sense if you discover that the CEOs are 3 dogs named Hunter, Hamlet and Halo, and that CEO here stands for Canine Efficiency Officer.

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I don’t think this will be found in most other company websites.

If it’s any clue, all of them are women: I suppose they’re game for over the counter prenatal vitamins?

I am not sure if putting man’s best friends on an official publication is a good idea – what do you think?

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Free mammogram? Any takers?

Squeeze the pump, fake diarrhea comes out at the “exposed bum.” Very tasteful…

Just don’t show that to Gary Glitter!

Keep childbirth out of Halloween parties!

I think men sporting fake saggy breasts are horrific sights:

And no references to bestiality!

As for this truly stunning creation, it will not even pass customs:

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wpgc.com

Today the BBC called this the internet’s biggest parody.

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In the excellent 2004 film Der Untergang, Adolf Hitler has a nervous breakdown, launching a scathing verbal attack to his generals when he realizes that he has lost the war.

That scene in the movie, which is about the last 12 days in The Fuhrer’s life has been endlessly parodied. In other words, it has become an internet meme.

The original is this:

Click here to view the embedded video.

But it has been hilariously twisted beyond recognition. The latest: Hitler lets loose after Manchester United lost to Liverpool 0-2 in the EPL:

Click here to view the embedded video.

Other highlights include a take on the Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission (MACC):

Click here to view the embedded video.

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Someone commented that that’s a cool name for a band, definitely better than if the band were named “ceramic tile“!

Caroline Cartwright, 48 (right, with husband Steve) has been handed a suspended prison sentence.

Sentencing, Judge Beatrice Bolton said:

I’ve heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this. In addition it’s quite clear from the small extract I heard that you made no attempt to silence yourself.

She further said that if she continued with her old habit, she’d be really sent to prison.

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ORIGINAL POST: 28th April 2009

So noisy that she was imprisoned because of it!

Caroline Cartwright, 48 of Wearside, England screamed, moaned and groaned loudly everytime she had sex with her factory worker husband Steve, 46 at her home.

Not only that, their act was so rigorous that the bed was banging loudly against the wall, and slapping noises could be heard.

Happening in the early hours, it was all too much for the neighbours to bear.

Earlier in April she was given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), banning her from being “noisy during sex,” valid for 4 years. An Asbo is a civil order given in the UK and the Republic of Ireland to someone who’ve “engaged in anti-social behaviour.”

However, within 10 days, she reportedly breached it 3 times.

A partially deaf neighbour, Margery Ball, said that she has not had a good night’s sleep for 2 years because of the noise.

Another Rachel O’Connor, said:

I heard sounds of a sexual nature, they were really loud, and there was a lot of moaning and groaning and screaming as if in pain. It wasn’t just the woman, it came from both parties.

So much so that the noise was like domestic violence.

She added that when she first moved in in November 2007, the noise started at midnight and lasted until 3am. Later, it started at about 6.30am and lasted until 9am.

It is not known whether Caroline was one to buy HGH to keep her performance up, despite her age.

After many complaints, the local council’s environmental health department installed audio recording equipment in the flat next door to the Cartwright’s house. They made 23 recordings, all played in court, in a soundproofed room to magistrates.

Despite having being arrested twice, Caroline was defiant, and said:

I’m not going to stop. I’ve been making the same noises since the Asbo was imposed, and this morning, we were making noises for three hours. I can’t stop making noise during sex, it’s unnatural to not make any noises, and I don’t think that I’m particularly loud.

Wow, what a woman!

Now one positive note out of this is that Caroline and Steve has been married 25 years, yet they managed to keep the passion going all this while!!!

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The BBC, 27 April 2009
The Sun, 18 Apr 2009

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V. Letchumy, 52 of Kota Tinggi, Johor must be Malaysia’s, or even the world’s most unfortunate person in living memory.

Five years ago (another report said three) her husband died suddenly of a heart attack. They had 4 children together. In one stroke, she became a single mother.

Then on 25th January 2009, all her children, aged 17, 16, 14 and 10 died when they drowned at sea after being swept away by a big wave.

She and the children were on their way to visit a relative when the kids asked for permission to go for a short swim at a nearby beach. She relented because after all, it was the school holidays and that an older person, nephew S. Veerasamy, 22 swam them in the 11am (other reports said 1pm) incident while she waited on the beach.

Veerasamy survived. At the hospital, he was reported to have said:

I feel sad because there were a few other people on the beach, yet not even one came to our aid. If they did, this tragedy could’ve been averted.

As to how the tragedy happened, he was reported to have said:

Upon reaching the beach, all of us went into the water. Not long after that, I came out because my leg felt painful, hence leaving them alone. Suddenly I heard screams for help and then saw them struggling. I immediately jumped in the water to rescue them. I managed to reach Gopi and Ganeswaran’s hands before my grip was broken by a huge wave. After I myself almost drowned and I couldn’t see them anymore, I limped back to the beach.

Letchumy’s younger brother, taxi driver Rajendran, 47 summed it up: “Everyone is in shock. It all happened so suddenly.”

Let’s assist in any way we can.

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The Star, 28 Jan 2009
Utusan Malaysia, 27 Jan 2009

Earlier this year I looked at the new list, and be rest assured, the title is still firmly in our grasp.

Here I list the six that I found most interesting and unique.

First off, possibly no other person in the world has this name, I can’t find it even after googling:

Neither this one:

Neither this one: the parents must be huge Ricky Martin fans:

Neither this one:

No prizes for guessing who the parents are fans of, with a name like this:

And this one probably could only exist in Sabah: